I Am Steve

I am Steve

No, you're not

I am Steve

Walkin' down the street with a name tag on

It says "Steve" — yeah, that's my song

People stop and ask, “Who do you think you be?”

I just smile and say, “Obviously, Steve!”

You say I’m lying, tryin’ to deceive

But deep in your heart, you know I’m Steve

I am Steve

No, you're not

I am Steve

Yes, I thought

You were Dave

That’s a plot

I am Steve, and that’s the dot

I met another Steve at the grocery store

He said, “Hey, Steve!” and I said, “More!”

Then a lady laughed, said, “You boys are insane”

But we Steves unite — it’s a name campaign

S-T-E-V-E

That's the code that lives in me

No matter what the world believes

I’ll always chant it proudly — Steve!

I am Steve

No, you're not

I am Steve

Like it or not

There’s a million Steves

In every spot

But I’m the real one

Connect the dot

I am Steve

No, you're not

(I am Steve)

Yes, I’m hot

Steve forever

Can't be bought

Name it loud

I am... Steve